| Buccaneer Pirate Costume |
| "We were weird children, weren't we? Back when we were psyched to eat Lunchables instead of whatever ma cooked, we also thought ""Pirate"" was a viable occupation to strive for. We—well, we aren't sure about you, but we—envisioned a future full of eye patches, funny pants, and pet parrots. We looked forward to fights with scallywags, hunts for treasure, and marauding adventures through terrified towns. We probably didn't consider scurvy, sea sickness, or the whole ""illegality"" of it all.We were definitely weird. But though we have real jobs now, we have to admit a tinge of regret at not having seen what this future and the aspirational years before our pirate life would look like. Luckily, there are costumes like this for people like us. If you, too, walk around with similar anxieties, sometimes humming yo ho, yo ho, the pirate's life for me!, we think you should seriously consider slipping into this sweet Buccaneer Pirate costume! Dressing the part is honestly the quickest, easiest way to imagine what your unrealized swashbuckling life might be like. Our polyester costume features a black front lace shirt, a red and black sash, striped pants, and shin cuffs, so you can hop from ship to ship in style. We recommend you practice your pirate swagger and add toy weapons such as a sword or replica flintlock pistol to complete the look and feel what it's like, once and for all, to have a childhood dream come true."
Price: 39.99  |