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Deluxe Kids Death Trooper Costume
The dark days have come. The apocalypse has struck. All across the world, graves open and the living dead rise from their tombs to wander across the world and feast upon the brains of the still-living. We’ve seen this coming for years, of course, so one would think that we have this under wraps. All we need to do is stockpile some bludgeoning implements and build up a few extra fortifications and we’ll be riding this out at the Winchester until this all blows over.But, the zombie apocalypse got the last laugh on us this time, folks! It isn’t an Earthly plague like we’d been preparing for. Heck, no! This thing started a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, but that hasn’t kept it from reaching ever closer to our world! No doubt, you’ve considered fighting off zombies. Obviously, you considered having to deal with advanced alien troopers from an evil empire! But, did you ever think the genres would cross and you’d need to face both at once!?Well, it is like they say. If you can’t beat them, you might as well join them by gearing up in this Deluxe Death Trooper costume… for kids! Officially licensed, this jumpsuit is bound together through the ancient power of Jedi Velcro and has foam armor along its chest, arms, and legs, all displaying the poor history of this once-Stormtrooper who fell to a number of blaster fire shots. Or… perhaps those just happened after the transformation to the undead. Tough to say! But, more importantly, tougher to keep down! Fortunately, these varieties are more interested in candy than brains, but… best to keep your wits about you and arm your kiddo up with a blaster, just in case. (After all, a zombie stormtrooper has to have even worse aim than the living ones did!)
Price: 49.99

 

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