| Stormtrooper Top and Mask |
| What does a Stormtrooper say at the end of a really great Halloween party? I had a totally BLAST! What is a Stormtrooper’s favorite record? The WHITE Album. What does a Stormtrooper reference on a weekend? His BUCKETHEAD list! Lastly, what does a Stormtrooper wear on a day off? This Stormtrooper Top and Mask! OK, that one wasn’t a pun, but at least we had your attention for it.We know what you’re thinking: troopers wear their helmets when they are off duty? And the answer is: YES. They always wear their helmets. It makes brushing their teeth challenging. But on those days where they don’t feel like lounging in full armor, this officially licensed long-sleeved shirt has armor printed on the front and arms, so the illusion of fearsome force is still present. This molded plastic mask with an elastic band still protects the trooper’s identity, but it’s a much more lightweight than the full on-duty version, so the neck and head muscles can relax a bit. So now that you’re wearing this leisurely trooper gear, you can probably answer our last question: what is a Stormtrooper’s favorite sweet treat? An ice cream CLONE!
Price: 24.99  |